Narrator: Pink Sheep
I sit on a bench thinking about the most important things of life, such as, "can my Homie Dolphin cry because he's always underwater?" and "if money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?" These are the answers I need to know. Anyways, why I am there is because I am required to go on this epic journey or whatever that I am totally not looking forward to.
But of course, I have to go with Purple Shep aka my extremely ugly son. He is purple. He is also half dragon, shown through his dragon wings and a long tail. My mustache is still better at flying, though. Purple Shep always crashes! Lolololol!
I also have to go with this complete stranger. The people said the stranger was smarter than me and could lead better, but that's bullcrap because I am the master at everything. I heard they don't even have a mustache! Lolol I bet they're uglier than Explodingtnt!
"Oh goLLy ShE'S hErE!!!" I hear Purple Shep's voice say. Well, surprisingly he was right. The stranger is here, and so is a worker.
The stranger is a white sheep with a peculiar hat that covers her face. That hideous hat! Lolol the reason she's probably wearing that hat is to hide her even more hideous, no-mustache face! lololol! I can't believe I have to stay with them for who knows how long.... wait...
"I have to stay with her?!? For how long?" I complain. I might be a prankster gangster, but this is the one thing I can't handle. Purple Shep, I can deal with him. Purple Shep and the stranger, I can't. I just can't.
The worker, a sheep who is brown.. or gray? I can't tell. Anyways, he said "Pink Sheep, you're gonna have to stay with her. We believe that once you get used to hanging out with each other, you will make good friends."
"Yeah, right. and everything will be all sparkles and rainbows!" I say sarcastically while raising my hooves in the air like jazz hands.
The worker said "it will be fine! now just introduce yourselves."
"HeLLO!!! I aM pUrplE ShEP!!! oH, GoLlY WhAT IS AN inTROduCtIOn?"
Oh yeah, Purple Shep is there too.
"Yo, yo, yo, I'm Pink Sheep, and I hate all of you."
The worker said: "I'm Mouse sheep. That is the name of the specific shade of my wool. I work for-"
"Lololololololololololololololololololololol! Mouse Sheep? lololol your name is Mouse! You're just like that cheese-smelling like ExplodingTNT! lololololol!" I say. I can't help it! it's too lololol-worthy!
Mouse sheep said, "I'll be accompanying you for a bit to make sure you don't kill each other."
The white sheep said, "Um......hello... I-I'm White Sheep..."
The sheep looked down.
"I'm k-kinda shy.."
"shy? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO-" Mouse Sheep's looking angrily at me. Well, who cares, lololol.
Mouse Sheep said "Your quest is to get six fragments of a portal. This portal will take you to an elixir that will grant the drinker great power."
Then he looked at me and smirked. "Thank Notch that the cap on there is child-proof."
How dare he! I have to admit, that was a pretty fire roast, but I would never ever admit that that out loud. never ever ever. I am pretty mad, so I respond with another fire roast.
"You have the right to remain silent, because everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid anyway," I respond.
"BuT Oh gOlLY HoW dO We GeT The PiEcEs ANd sTufF?" Purple Shep Said.
"Good question!" Mouse sheep said. "The first four can be won by going into caverns and beating a super-powerful enemy. The last two can be won by entering super hard competitions and winning. This is why we chose you three in the first place! your skills complement each other so well that you guys are the best possible team! Pink Sheep fights enemies and defends the other team members, Purple Shep reaches inaccessible places otherwise, and White Sheep is the smart one."
that implies I'm not smart and that triggers me. "Boi. I am way smarter than all of you so-"
"And you can't even count to fifty," Mouse Sheep retorts, dragging out the "And."
"And that doesn't count," I reply, dragging out the "And" in the same way.
"Yes, it does, Pink Sheep."
"Changing the topic, take this map. it shows where the pieces are. Actually, I think I'll come with you and keep this, so you guys can't run away with it."
How did he guess my plan?
"I already have all the tents required, plus one extra. Now, we will start walking towards the first cave. Got it?"
"y-yes sir.." White sheep said.
"Yes!" Purple Shep said.
"Sure, whatever," I added.
Mouse Sheep said, "Let's go!"
Narrator: White Sheep
it has been a few hours since we set off on our journey. it took a while to get here because Pink Sheep has to eat a lot of food. These orange chips called "Doritos" and we had to transport those. I check my watch. the time says 5:00. an hour till dark.
I look around. there's Purple Shep, the insane one. but then again, no one is truly sane here. I am just trailing behind the rest of the group. I don't want to talk to anyone..... it is very scary to talk to people.
Narrator: Purple Shep
Oh, golly! Purple Shep is very excited! me and Daddy and friendly friend Brown Sheep and quiet lady thing White Sheep is coming! Also, Uncle Failboot kept complaining about me so haha he gets a vacation! Oh golly, what does "get" mean?
Oh, golly purple shep wants to fly! But purple shep keeps crashing! Oh, golly the sun is falling onto the ground! The sun would break and that would be very bad! Haha! Purple Shep wants to fly!
Purple Shep is taking off the ground and flying high in the sky! maybe Purple Shep will reach Mr. Sun thing that is about to break! Haha! Purple Shep flew into a tree!
"oUcH!"
Then Daddy Pink Sheep says "lololol! Purple Shep, you are so stupid! lololol!"
Oh golly, they are so nice!
*TIME SKIP*
Purple Shep is overhearing a very nice conversation between Daddy Pink Sheep and Friendly Friend Brown Sheep.
"LOLOL I just can't get over your name! I mean, seriously! who calls their lamb 'Mouse Sheep?'" Daddy Pink Sheep said.
Moise sheep replied with "My mom called me Mouse Sheep. 'Mouse' is an actual color. Plus, what kind of ram is pink?"
"Hater alert, hater alert, hater alert! Plus, I am not even a Ram, I am technically classified as 'Other!'"
Oh golly, what a friendly conversation!
"Well, I'm not going to be transphobic. But, I will say that you're ugly and probably spend more time eating Doritos than having a life!"
Then Daddy Pink Sheep gasped and headbutted Friendly Brown Explodingtnt Sheep! And then they started fighting!
I laughed. Oh, golly them fighting is so funny! Hahahaha!
Narrator: White Sheep
Pink Sheep and Mouse Sheep are arguing, and that scares me. But the fight turned from "scary" to "kinda funny" when Pink Sheep started headbutting Mouse Sheep, and vice versa, like a couple of teenagers just learning how to fight with their horns. Pink Sheep doesn't even have horns, I guess as a result of being classified as "other". I mean, these are grown-arse rams...
anyways, it's getting dark, so we need to set up the tents. I have to tell someone about it. But I am kind of shy... okay, that's kind of an understatement... okay, a lot of an understatement...
I guess I will talk to Pink Sheep... they're the closest to me, physically.
Okay, here goes... 3... 2... 1...
"Uh-um it getting kind of dark, so-"
"Well, no shit Sherlock!"
That went badly...
"Uh, so, um, anyway, we should put up the tents..."
Now they're just ignoring me. Oh well... jerks exist... I guess they're one of them.
Narrator: White Sheep
Mouse Sheep calls out, "Alright, team! Time to get these tents up! We will need somewhere to sleep, right?" He has a point, as the sun is very low in the sky and it is almost completely dark.
"Finally! Your boi Pink Sheep is so exhausted, I need my beauty sleep." Pink Sheep says.
"bUT oH gOLLy DaDdy PiNK SHeeP wILL NEvEr bE bEauTiFuL evEN iF hE gEts HiS SleeP." Purple Shep responds.
Pink Sheep's expression suddenly turned from annoyance to anger.
Mouse Sheep adds, "Gently apply ice to burned area."
I snicker. You know, you would never expect Purple Shep of all people to be able to make a clever insult such as that. Well, unless he wasn't trying to insult Pink Sheep, and it just sounded like he was.
After the tents were set up and the sun was down, we all gathered around a campfire, eating dinner. Mouse Sheep and Pink Sheep are arguing about which drink tastes better: Mountain Dew or Cranberry Juice.
"Cranberry Juice is the best!" Mouse Sheep hissed.
"No way fam, Mountain Dew is!"
"At least Cranberry Juice is healthy!"
"And that's why I hate it!"
The argument went on. Oh boy. I decided to talk to Purple Shep.
"Um, hi, Purple Shep..."
"OH GOLLY!!! hElLo sHY PerSOn WhiTE-OuT SheeP!!!"
"What do you want to talk about?" I stutter.
"Purple Shep loves toasters and the color blue and Seth and Uncle Failboot!"
"Who's Seth?"
"SeTH iS PuRple shEp's friEnd whO LIveS iN PurPle shEP's BLue rOOM!!! hAhA!!! he Is VeRY SmaRT anD CAn USE woRD-thIngS VerY WeLL!!!""
"Cool! What's your favorite color, Purple Shep?"
"PurPLe SHeP LoVeS ThE cOlOr EMeraLd bLUE!"
"I thought emeralds were green..."
"oH GOllY WhAT iS grEeN?"
"Are you colorblind?"
"WhAt DOeS thAt meAN?"
"It means you can't see some colors, Purple Shep."
"OkAy HahA PurPle sHEp iS nOt CoLoRbLinD!"
"But you don't know you're colorblind until doctors tell you."
"pUrPlE shEP dOes Not kNoW maNy ThinGs."
"Yep!" I agree cheerfully, not wanting to disagree with him. Oh no, oh no no no, it came out wrong!
I add on, "I'm so sorry, Purple Shep, it didn't mean to come out like that!"
"hAhA!!! dO nOT wOrRy NiCe LaDy wHiTE-OuT SHeeP!!! daDdY PiNK sHeeP sAyS maNY tHInGs LiKe ThAT tO mE. oH gOllY whAT dOeS wOrrY meAN?"
"Your dad must win a lot of parent of the year awards," I say, sarcastically.
"No HE dOeSn'T. bUT hE sHouLd bEcaUSe He iS SuPer NicEY NiCE!"
I don't know what to say, not wanting to break it to him, so I just freeze up.
"oH gOllY nIcE LaDy WhItE-OuT SHeEP?"
"I- yes, I'm... Fine."
I realize that Purple Shep had taken no offense, either because maltreatment is so normalized for him or because he is genuinely too stupid to know what an insult is. I wouldn't put either one beneath him, or even a mix of both. I pity him either way.
I calmed down.
The conversation continued long into the night.
Narrator: Mouse Sheep
I wake up in a tent and check my phone. It's December 25, meaning Christmas! Luckily, I already have gifts for everyone! Green wing-warmers for Purple Shep, a Snowflake-themed hat for White Sheep, and a pile of dog shit for Pink Sheep hidden in an otherwise empty bag of Doritos!
I walk out to the snowy forest scenery around me. Luckily, because I am a sheep, my wool kept me warm. We all gathered up around a nearby oak tree. It wasn't a spruce tree, but it was good enough.
Purple Shep was certainly excited about the holiday, as he was zooming around and making circles in the air. He landed on top of the tree, shaking all the snow off. Then, he landed next to me.
"OH GOLLY!!! UnClE MoUsE mAn ShEEp!!! PurPLe sHeP hAS an LoT oF gIfTs fOr evEryOne!!!" he said, hopping in place out of excitement.
"HeRe iS yOuRs!" he said, enthusiastically giving me a badly wrapped present (Which turned out to be a toaster).
I thanked him and gave him his present. Purple Shep opened it and looked at it, confused.
"OH gOLlY, wHaT aRe ThEsE?"
"Those are wing warmers, for your cold wings!" I explained, putting them on Purple Shep's wings.
"ThANK yOu, UncLE mOuSe mAn SheeP! nOw PuRPlE SHEp's WInGS aRen't aS coLdiE coLd!!!"
"You're welcome, Purple Shep!"
Purple Shep flew off to give Pink Sheep his present (which were shears for trimming his mustache) and White Sheep her present (which was a toaster. The rest of Purple Shep's presents were toasters.)
I opened Purple Shep's present.
Pink Sheep went up to me and gave me his present with a large grin on his face. I opened the box and it squirted water in my face. of course.
"LOLOLOL! I am such a prankster gangster! LOLOLOL!" Pink Sheep giggled.
"Not funny. anyways, here's your gift..." I said, giving him the gift. I can't wait to see his face.
I realized that White Sheep hasn't given anyone any gifts yet. However, when I looked at the oak tree, I saw a box wrapped in brown, purple, and pink. I went over and inspected it. On it, there was a note that read:
"Dear Mouse Sheep, Pink Sheep, and Purple Shep,
I made this for all of you! I was talking to Purple Shep so he could tell me what you guys might like, so I made this!
From, White Sheep."
I said, "Hey guys, come over here!" Pink Sheep and Purple Shep came over to see what I was showing them. "White Sheep's giving this to all of us!"
Pink Sheep, being the jerk he is, ripped open the present before all of us did. the present was... a music disk with a white, blank label.
"What is this?" I ask.
"oH, gOlLY PuRplE ShEp DoES nOT knOW!!!" Purple Shep responds.
"C'mon guys! We all know it's a mixtape. the real question here is 'how?'" Pink Sheep adds.
"I don't know," I say. "But I guess there's only one way to find out!"
I put the music disc into Pink Sheep's music player (after asking politely) and waited for a song to play.
Music begins playing, then the sound of White Sheep began rapping emerged from the speakers.
"Hello, I'm White Sheep. today, I will not sleep. I am a smart geek who does not go 'beep beep' I heard that this is what all the cool kids were doing, so I decided to get moving, so I made this mixtape. I do not like grapes. I am running out of ideas, so I have to say 'See ya!'"
"Pfffft, that sucked!" Pink Sheep chastised.
"oH, gOlLy I lOvEd iT!!!" Purple Shep said.
"That was actually pretty good for a beginner," I said.
The End.
The group walked up to a cave, some members nervous, some excited, and some a mixture of both.
"Guys, we're at the site of the first puzzle piece!" Mouse Sheep said.
"oH gOLly! pUrpLE sHep iS veRy HaPpY anD stuFF! YaY!" Shep responded.
"Eeep! I-i-what? Oh. Yay...? Cool?" White Sheep said.
"Now be very quiet, guys." Mouse Sheep whispered. "We don't wanna wake up the wither skeleton that guards the puzzle piece."
So with that, the team entered the cave.
~
The group walked deeper and deeper into the cave until they heard a noise.
"Oh golly what is that, Purple Shep is so scared, oh golly, oh golly, oh golly-"
"Shhhhh!" White Sheep hissed. "You might awaken it and it'll attack us and we'll die!"
"Nah fam! I'll just PVP it and defeat it. Lolololololol, there's no way it can beat me!" Pink Sheep chuckled.
"And if it does-?" White Sheep sternly questioned.
"No it won't unless it's a hacker, and how can a mob be a hacker?" Pink Sheep argued.
"Well... You're very... Confident, aren't you...?" White Sheep said. By Pink Sheep's logic, he shouldn't even be able to defend himself because sheep are passive mobs, but White Sheep was too shy to mention that.
And it was then that the first puzzle piece conveniently appeared, glowing bright pink.
"Yo, yo, yo, fam, it's my favorite color!" Pink Sheep yelled, obviously trying to spite White Sheep.
"Shhh!" White Sheep hushed, as expected.
Pink Sheep rushed up to grab it, and when they did, they felt a presence behind them. Pink Sheep ignored it until they heard their son calling:
"OH gOlLy wAtCh OuT!"
Pink Sheep ignored that, too, like the savage they are. well, until they heard a voice.
"Pink Sheep, your son is right! watch out!" It said. it was their mustache speaking. "The wither skeleton is here! look behind you!" the mustache alerted its host. Pink Sheep decided it was worth a look, so they grabbed the piece and looked. then, as their mustache had warned them, Pink Sheep was greeted with a wither skeleton in their face. Then, in perfect unison, Pink Sheep and their mustache punched the wither skeleton's mucky, dirty, and ugly skeletal face.
Mouse Sheep tackled the wither skeleton and wrapped his mustache around its arms, and then he bucked it. The skeleton broke from Mouse Sheep's mustache and began to attack White Sheep, who ran from it. then, she bumped into a corner, causing her to take off her hat and put it on the skeleton, blinding him for a second. Pink Sheep charged straight into the wither skeleton, which hurt it a lot because of Pink Sheep... well, let's just say they're not the most skinny. The wither skeleton took off White Sheep's hat and attacked her with its sword. She was hit over and over and was close to unconsciousness.
The skeleton was about to give the final blow until Purple Shep flew straight into its head. The wither skeleton tried to attack Purple Shep, but he dodged the slice. Shep flew around the skeleton, distracting it(and hitting a few walls.) Mouse Sheep took this opportunity to attack the wither skeleton and tear one of its ribs out. it was pretty easy considering how burned the skeleton was. The wither skeleton attacked Mouse Sheep, but only to realize he was surrounded by other sheep. he was very hurt and close to unconsciousness, but then, an idea popped up in his head, causing him to run off.
"Lololol what a coward of a guardian of a sacred puzzle piece! lolol!"
"That doesn't matter. We did it!" Mouse Sheep beamed. His expression suddenly changed to a serious tone when he remembered about White Sheep. "But White Sheep's still hurt. But we shouldn't worry, look at the map! we're really close to Sand Block Town! She can rest up there while we get healing potions."
So, after Mouse Sheep stored the pink puzzle piece in his bag, the group walked out of the cave and over to Sandy Town.